i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
So THIS is by far one of the creepiest ads I have ever seen.
It’s for ice cream. Little Baby’s Ice-Cream
(via unexplained-events)August 30th, 2014 with 10,243 notes
I think I am surviving
in all the wrong ways
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon.
It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer
Veggie sandwich😋 #mymeals
Looks so gooooooood!
TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms
I actually want to cry
why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
August 30th, 2014 with 51,149 notes
I fucking adore this